Inspired by Abosch's iconic black backdrop photograph of a potato that sold for over $1 million, we are happy to announce that you can now buy this magnificent portrait of a Marcona Almond for just $650,000. This is not just any other Marcona Almond. It was carefully selected, washed, and loved by the amazing staff at Whole Foods, who carefully covered it in scrumptious artisanal Truffle Oil.
This is one of a kind. We are selling one photograph only, printed to the highest standards of museum archival quality, and we will personally hand deliver the ready-to-mount frame to you, signed on the back.
As a bonus, it includes a box of Truffle Oil Marcona Almonds, which we will share over a cup of tea while discussing the art of photography in the modern age.
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